All right, so here's a secret: I'm not very good-looking. I do not say this in a self-pitying way—I'm just not, like I'm not...

I'm going to a family party tomorrow. It's all people I know and have known for years, though I haven't seen some of them in a w...

So! I finished a book! A while ago, actually, and it's my fifth completed novel, in fact. I totally forgot to blog about this. It'...

Check out this video if you want to hear me reading some of FOR THOSE WHO LISTEN, the manuscript I'm about to talk about in this blog po...

•Don't be in it for the followers. Look, everyone wants a big number in the "followers" rectangle—but it doesn't mean anyt...

Dear Me, Someday we will title this post what we originally intended it to be called: "Dear Gay Kid." Someday we won't care wh...

1. I can't; I was harpooned in the eye. 2. Sorry, I'm busy reorganizing the dust particles in my attic. 3. No, I'm recording my ...